Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 6, 2024

Loser Boyfriend

A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc

When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?

"I want a a Loser Boyfriend"

by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024

absent boyfriend

a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them

"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"

by myoUGH July 6, 2020

National Don’t insult your Boyfriend Day

June 25- forever

It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023

The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE

Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024

Boyfriend

Something you will never have

Get a life then maybe you'll have a chance of getting a boyfriend.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022