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Dirty Barnette

That teacher must be a dirty barnette
by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022
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5 Banners

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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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Allison Barnett

Allison dyes her hair once a month, loves cats, isn’t popular but knows everyone. She’s kind of a bitch when you first meet her, but she’s fun when you know her.
Allison Barnett’s hair is wack bro”
by Slay2006 July 29, 2022
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Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022
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Rusty Barnegat

A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?

I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022
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Azriel Barnard

The funniest person you'd meet. LMAOOOOO JKJK and ugly lookin cutie. they prolly smell like spoiled milk and eat boogers
"Yo Azriel Barnard came over to my house"
"Ew they stink"
by DizzyMilkMan October 11, 2022
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