norwegian ballcrunch

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011

connor ballard

connor ballard is the sexiest most gorgeous person on the face of the earth, everybody loves him and his existence.

wow he is so amazing he must be Connor Ballard
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny

by frederic valber September 5, 2011

Mandy Ballard

A Beautiful, Loving, Caring, Girl, Who is Always There for Her Friends.

friend mandy ballard

by Mandy's Bestfriend October 5, 2011

bowling balled

When a male inserts 2 fingers in a womans vagina and his thumb into her anus or vice versa.

I bowling balled her last night

She wants me to bowling ball her.

by growler_groaper January 11, 2012

Bowling balled

When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face

Last night I was fucking my girl and I bowling balled her, she absolutely loved it.

by mystery6969 December 28, 2014

Bowling Balled

The act of picking up a woman by inserting two fingers into her vagina and your thumb in her anus and lifting her with said hand and carrying her like a bowling ball.

"Oh man, last night Jenny passed out, so I bowling balled her back to bed."

by Creaturecat March 7, 2016

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016