bowl pack

bowl pack reefers to the amount of weed to be used in a bowl, it can vary in size but most bowl heads can fit about 6 or 7 nicely packed grams of weed

-yo how much weed do you want to smoke
- a bowl pack motherfucker

by wampwamp420 May 9, 2010

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

eat a bowl of fuck

Fuck off; Piss off.

Go eat a bowl of fuck.

by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

super bowl 51

The craziest game in NFL history. Giving Tom Brady his 5th ring, more than any qb ever. First super bowl to ever go into half time. The pats were behind 3-28 and tied the game in the last quarter then won by a touchdown in sudden death. The biggest comeback in super bowl history.

Are the Patriots really the best ever?
Of course! Remember Super Bowl 51

by Csg1221 February 6, 2017

Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 8, 2014