Bpd Boner 

(Noun) When a person with Borderline Personality Disorder is set off, causing extreme distress, anger, or even aggression.

"Hey, do you want to go get Arby's?"
"No thanks, I just broke my favorite coffee cup and now I have a raging bpd boner."

Bpd Boner by BalefulCypher December 24, 2018

No Reason Boner 

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

No Reason Boner by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

Love Boner 

An erection created only from thinking of how in love you are without any sexual influence.

I’m rereading our last messages bc they are fucking beautiful and I have a love boner

Love Boner by JohnJohnWordsWords December 17, 2020

Rusty Boner 

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.

Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.

Rusty Boner by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009

car boner 

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

car boner by Cinde April 27, 2006

Delaware Boner 

A male erection that is small and unimpressive.

Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.

Delaware Boner by Prozak Morris August 20, 2009

Lady Boner

When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling

girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner

Lady Boner by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017