alex paskus

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.
by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017
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Alex Good

A cock so big that his erections blot out the sun and cast shadows from letter jenny to Salthill
Jesus that’s a real Alex Good of a whale
by Colonel Sanders 6969 August 31, 2022
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Alex’s dad

Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead
by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020
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Alex/Alexander

The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you
(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had
by ThatBrokenWhiteGirl<3 July 27, 2022
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Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
by Alex the peen November 11, 2019
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Alex Johnson

The size of a planet
That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing
by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020
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Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
by xcocdcod February 25, 2020
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