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American Mudslide

When one has diarrhea and shits on the back of a person's neck allowing it to flow down their back
While turned around Harvey pulled down his pants and gave berto an American Mudslide .
by My Mama said May 11, 2020
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American Hypocrisy

Noun

A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.

"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.

The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.

The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.

The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.

The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."

"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"What's wrong with them?"

"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020
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Violently American

Something so AMERICAN you don't wanna end up in the same cell as it.
Wow that glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburger is violently American!

I don't wanna fuck around with that.
by Senpai of the Pool September 23, 2020
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American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit
So I gave myself an american rub
by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020
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American Sandwich

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.
Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?
by Samtheginger September 24, 2017
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american steamroller

when the girl shits on the males chest and spreads it with her ass
Parwar : This lass gave me an american steamroller last n
Jason: ooo that girl is freaky
by Mr papa Punjab September 26, 2017
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american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.
Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
by Jon Donny June 25, 2017
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