smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017

Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

quinoa pig

A pig of small sizes it usually looks like a Guinea pig but it’s not

Wow thats a quinoa pig, bro

by Quinonapigglies March 12, 2018

Tubular Pigs

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

Percy Pig

When one politely offers an enforcement officer (generally police) a Percy Pig. Unbeknown the officer, the bag if sweets is also filled with ecstasy pills.

This type of activity is popular among ravers and free party culture.

"Would you like a Percy Pig?" "Why yes please, law-abiding citizen".

by Storm Anomaly November 12, 2019

Pig sty

The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.

A pig sty this nice you should keep locked.

by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022

Slam pig

a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.

The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.

Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..

Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along

by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020