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by Clark W. August 08, 2006
Former goalkeeper and sports commentator, turned controversial author, who is known for his conspiracy theories.
His most popular conspiracy is the Reptilian Shapeshifter conspiracy theory.
Icke explains in some of his books that ancient humans were hybridized with Reptilian dna, to a create a new hybrid species. These hybrids were the elitist/ruling class, and include the British Royal Family, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and many other royal bloodlines who possess immense wealth, power and influence.
Icke also explains that all ancient religions had some form of Serpent/Dragon God worship, and that modern religions are based on this.
Even the Bible speaks of the Nephilim (Sons of God) having children with the daughters of men, aka interbreeding.
These beings are supposedly from the Draco constellation, but could have evolved on Earth, or are even from another plane of existence (higher dimensions/Lower 4th Dimension).
Most brainwashed sheeple think David Icke is a nutter, or perhaps even a charlatan, however to those who are not subservient to Government, religion, or the Status Quo, Icke is perceived as an intelligent, 'woke' individual, who is actually here to help/enlighten us.
If you want to spot a reptilian, then look out for their signature tongue flick or roll to the side of their mouths. Prince Charles, Rami Malek, Michelle Obama, Ricky Whittle are a few people who do this. Use Youtube to see for yourselves.
Open you minds.
His most popular conspiracy is the Reptilian Shapeshifter conspiracy theory.
Icke explains in some of his books that ancient humans were hybridized with Reptilian dna, to a create a new hybrid species. These hybrids were the elitist/ruling class, and include the British Royal Family, the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, and many other royal bloodlines who possess immense wealth, power and influence.
Icke also explains that all ancient religions had some form of Serpent/Dragon God worship, and that modern religions are based on this.
Even the Bible speaks of the Nephilim (Sons of God) having children with the daughters of men, aka interbreeding.
These beings are supposedly from the Draco constellation, but could have evolved on Earth, or are even from another plane of existence (higher dimensions/Lower 4th Dimension).
Most brainwashed sheeple think David Icke is a nutter, or perhaps even a charlatan, however to those who are not subservient to Government, religion, or the Status Quo, Icke is perceived as an intelligent, 'woke' individual, who is actually here to help/enlighten us.
If you want to spot a reptilian, then look out for their signature tongue flick or roll to the side of their mouths. Prince Charles, Rami Malek, Michelle Obama, Ricky Whittle are a few people who do this. Use Youtube to see for yourselves.
Open you minds.
What book are you reading bro?
Just a book on all the different genders. My University friends suggested it to me.
Don't read that left wing trash. Read some David Icke books.
Just a book on all the different genders. My University friends suggested it to me.
Don't read that left wing trash. Read some David Icke books.
by SolEnlightened April 01, 2021
A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.
Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit
by Saxy Snek November 18, 2019
One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.
– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
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