potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.
Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?
by BNVasFinest July 08, 2010
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mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009
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couch potato

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.
Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.
by Credit Check International October 06, 2002
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Potato Vagina

A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.
by Anonymous234567893 July 28, 2009
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potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
by Pats will remain undefeated November 13, 2007
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Wet Potato

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.
"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"
by chickentestes March 12, 2014
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Potato Fight

The act of being hit in the face with a man's ballsack for an hour.
Man, my potatoes really got bruised in that potato fight I had with my girlfriend last night.
by Bootylovin'69 May 21, 2013
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