drop a nickel

To defecate, out of necessity, in a bizarre location, such as on the beach in an ocean cove

Bob: I have to poop so bad, but there are no bathrooms on this private island.

Sarah: Perhaps you can go in that secluded cove. Just sit down in the ocean and drop a nickel.

by sweetsweetmaribeth February 16, 2010

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Atomic Drop

This is the technique of propping ones feet upon the top of a bathroon stall (one to a side). Than once positioned accordingly, aiming your poo bombardements at the glistening toilet bowl now a nauseating 6feet below you.

William Mullane was observed earlier today attempting to Atomic Drop in the Science wing bathroom.

by Lord Daniel M. Foster April 21, 2006

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Drop a Muslim

Verb: Draw-p A muz-lum

The act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. Originates as a play on the Muslim group, the Shiites, whose religious title looks remarkably like the English word, "Shit." Needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.

Jane: John, are you OK?
John: Good God! I think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
Jane: What?!
John: Pull the fuck over! I gotta go drop a Muslim!

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John: NOW!!!

(Sadly, John did not make it)

by PiltDownMcMahon April 15, 2008

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Cough-dropping

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(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.

Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.

Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.

Helen: Oh, you were constipated?

Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.

by TheCaseMan May 06, 2010

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