Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

beard gnar

Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.

Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"

by Ivan McKinnock March 10, 2018

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012

Gavin Paul Beard

He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.

Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy

by Zaddy 4567123 February 10, 2024

Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014