July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

12.31.23

The last day of 2023 in American date notation
Kinda similar to 12.12.12 or 02.22.22

12.31.23 is the perfect date

by Kajmarez July 11, 2023

july 31

tiktok user pubetwt 10k followers Moment

chloe: Omgmgmmgm pubetwt reached 10k followrws todayb because it's july 31!! max: hooray huzzah wonderful day!!

by tootfartnuggetbucket July 31, 2023

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023

Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...

Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

October 31

National give your boyfriend a bj day, ladies and gents, if you have a boyfriend, give him a bj.

Guy: aye bae, you know what day it is?
Guys girl: October 31st, why?
Guy: you gotta give me a bj

by Gaymf420 October 12, 2023

December 31st

National trip a short person day! Trip a short person whenever or wherever, up the stairs, down the stairs, walking, anywhere! They deserve it after what they put us tall people through >:)

Short person: Ow what the hell! Why’d you trip me up the stairs!
Tall person: It’s national trip a short person day :)
December 31st: A day to trip short people!

by AANNGGEELL December 5, 2023