The frog club

The frog club is a place to have fun,be happy and talk about your problems.
It’s a LGBTQ+ safe place with a lot of weird people like me :)

Did you hear the frog club is opening today
-WOW THAT’S COOL!

by Frog_king February 22, 2021

squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019

worlds cutest frog

Most annoying video on youtube

"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"

:/

by Hashymash April 26, 2015

FROG

Acronym for "for real, on god". Combination of those two phrases, meant to emphasize one's seriousness on a statement.

When I told you I loved you, I was being so FROG.

by sofagardens August 14, 2025

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

frog thumper

A kid...named theo, who never stops watching frogs do it on the television. DC Nigga!

Theo likes frogs!....in a sexual way..especailly when they have sexual intercourse! Woooopie!

by mikey and me May 21, 2004