The Breath Of Versailles

When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.

Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

breath jungle

A breath jungle is a room/area that emanates large amounts hot breath-like air that is steamy and moist.

"Ah man, that conference room felt like a breath jungle."

by gmr89 May 12, 2016

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019

The breath Of Versailles

what i call homo-sapiens who has gotten piercings illegally

Person 1: have you gotten piercings illegally?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are the breath of versailles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Breatheing

Pronounced “breth-ing” it’s just another way of saying you’re doing nothing or being stupid

P1: what doing
P2: breatheing

P1: oh

by Yillib October 14, 2025