thomas oliver

The boy I'm falling in love with.

Thomas Oliver has the ability to break my heart because it is utterly mine. Going to throw up now.

by Edna Mode and guest August 2, 2018

Oliver

The coolest guy ever everybody loves him. Biggest cock in the world. Balls of steel.

Oliver is super cool.

by Nicholas Deo February 17, 2022

cunt oliver

A serious offender of dogging the boys

"cunt Oliver just dogged the boys again"
"what did you expect, he does it all the time cunt"

by dont dog the boys September 26, 2019

Oliver

The weirdest man I have ever met, with the most contagious smile that lights up the room. He is extremely attractive inside and out.

A complete social media influencer, and a brilliant storyteller with excellent creativity. Oliver will make your heart melt and enchant you with his amazing vocals, and soul touching guitar skills. Oh, just wait until you experience his cooking skills too.

Being around him makes you feel like you are living the dream, and he will always make you smile from ear to ear, whilst also making you feel amazing around him.

He seems to be the absolute dream man.

Oliver is everything.

Everything?

He everything anyone could ever want in a man.

by Sugarbumplum February 12, 2024

Oliver

Small peen, basically a lesbian, has been seen down dark alleys smoking 30 cigs at once.

Oliver is a fat shitter

by Sum.Rando April 23, 2022

Oliver

A guy who dont give a crap about anything and Is a twat who does anything to piss anyone off, especially his freinds that are black and shorter than him

Oliver likes to piss people off and ruin his friends chance at getting his crush

by KingMarcus39 September 27, 2023

Oliver's Balls and Penis

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.

Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"

by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022