Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 6, 2022

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out so ahrd right now
dont mess with me while imserioulsy zoinking

you just ruined my zoink

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoinked

High as shit

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday

by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020