Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.

Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc

That scary movie gave me the Zoinks

by Zeyo May 31, 2015

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot

Spark a zoink

by Lewissuly April 5, 2020

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024

Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020

Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022