dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.
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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.
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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...
by don camillo July 26, 2010
Get the zip a jpegmug. by kittiesandcats August 19, 2017
Get the zip tiemug. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna zip-smack you!
Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!
Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!
by BillC July 28, 2006
Get the zip-smackmug. The act of zipping your pants up in a hurry and accidentaly catching the tip of your penis in the teeth.
Made famous by PC Productions, an underground film group.
Made famous by PC Productions, an underground film group.
by Clint Davis January 2, 2006
Get the Tip-Zipmug. 1. A black person who is trying their best to please white people
2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes
3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool
4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes
3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool
4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
"Did you hear Tyrone telling that racist joke to his white co-workers? What an absolute Zip Coon."
"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"
"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"
"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
by lemondifficult May 15, 2018
Get the Zip Coonmug. An energy drink powder, which comes in a tube,that has just recently been released at costco and other fine stores across the u.s. The instructions on the side of the tubes say you are suppose to mix it with water, but the people that abuse it get an instant high by jsut eatign the powder which causes you to have invuluntary spasms. the powder gets its reputation from its nutritional facts which says it contains 41667% vitamin b12 for every tube.
by Jeff Stiles September 14, 2008
Get the zip fizzmug. The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008
Get the Zip Jobmug.