The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.
Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?
Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.
Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.
by Random bitch c; December 29, 2011
Get the Jolynn Marie Zimmerman. mug.To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.
Dude - What did you do last night?
Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"
Dude- Nice
Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"
Dude- Nice
by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008
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by sarita February 10, 2005
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"Man I'm craving some skittles and Arizona tea right now bro"
"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"
"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"
by smitysubaru January 29, 2015
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A:Listen to my music bro, trust me it’s fire.
B:Zim Zimma, but only this once.
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A: Zim guys let’s leave.
B:zim.
C:zim.
A:Listen to my music bro, trust me it’s fire.
B:Zim Zimma, but only this once.
Example 2
A: Zim guys let’s leave.
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C:zim.
by Amon -e December 28, 2020
Get the Zim Zimma mug.The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.
Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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