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zidane

1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time.
2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base.
3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain.
4. To go beserk on the man.
5. To over react on something trivial.
1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother.
2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on Urban Dictionary.
3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold.
4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man.
5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.
by prof. frink July 10, 2006
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Zaman

Rian lover, love to date Chaldeans and tries to convert them to Islam. Also loves to shop at places like Q and Q love.
Omg I wanna turn that fine ass chaldo Muslim ~Zaman
by Bootycheecks96 October 19, 2019
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Zian

Zian is not a very common name for a boy, but if a boy does have this name then he is going to have an enormous cock and is normally very tall and strong for their age. They have an amazing personality too they are sweet and sensitive and eat pussy everything a woman needs/wants.
Damn look at zian he’s a real hunk huh?
by Zain_candle July 8, 2018
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zidane

"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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Zilan

Zilans are usually alcoholics. They carry a bottle of alcohol where ever they go and will not hesitate to get drunk in any situation. Even at her workplace or in school.

Zilans are really small. Like the smallest person you will ever see. She is a small bean and you wanna poke her cheeks all the time.

She probably is saving herself for allah even though she is christian that is a secret atheist.

Zilans have the best sense of fashion as they will show up in grey sweats and grey sweaters and the same hairstyle always.

If you know a zilan that hasn't died of lung cancer yet, she hasn't got many time left as she is a chainsmoking bitch.

Her biggest accomplishment is her sugar daddy business. She most definitely has a new sugar daddy every next week. She also sells sexual favours from friends for money, so beware!

All that apart she is really cool and one of the most genuine bitches out there. If you know a Zilan you're blessed for eternity. Mainly because her knees are so soft and comfortable.
Girl: "Is she drunk in school?"
Boy: "Where does she have the money to get drunk all the time from?"
Charlotte: "Wow i love this bitches knees"

"She's a Zilan"
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Zidane

To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.
Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM!!"
Zidane: *Headbutt*
Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game!"
by pretish July 29, 2006
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Zihan

He is a sexy lad who has the best sex advice in the world. His dick is enormous and he has gets boners alot. His nights are amazing as he sleeps with many girls. If you fall in love with Zihan you will regret it because he will find someone better.
There’s the big dick guy, Zihan.
by Lolkol April 20, 2019
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