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Zayn

"I WANT TO MURDER ZAYN" ASHLEE SAID
by Chef_Curry3000000 May 21, 2023
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Sami Zayn

April: Sami Zayn is so finee
John: You simp for him
April: HOW COULD YOU NOT?
by SimplySimpingSam June 17, 2023
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Zayning

When someone runs around looking busy.
"Zayn is terribly busy!"
"oh no, he's just Zayning around"
by SyGAli January 26, 2023
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Zayne

Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as;

-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!

-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!

-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!

-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!

TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE

side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!
Did you hear about that Zayne guy? He completely screwed over his gf’s life and even threatened her! He’s so violent and mean. At least he knows how to roll a joint.
by seiwwa February 10, 2023
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Gotta Zayn

Gotta Zayn basically means that you have to go to a different direction. So it’s something you say when you’re leaving. It also has the same meaning as ”gotta blast” and ”gtg”.
Person 1: You have to hand in your homework today.

Person 2: Gotta Zayn
by #Wassupp May 24, 2018
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Zayn

Look at that guy whipping his schlong about he's defo a zayn
by Cheetosniffer May 7, 2022
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zayn

most attractive, muscular man in the world. (huge dick)
damn hes attractive he must be a zayn.
by zaynnss October 16, 2022
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