zard

Slang or shorthand for wizard

That boys got some crazy skills
Yeah, he's some cool zard

by anon January 2, 2004

Zaddy

A lame attempt at using slutty baby talk to say “daddy.” Invented because most people who use it cannot form the sound of the letter “d” because of all the bodily fluids they have gumming up the inside of their mouth.

Lemme have more of zat zick zaddy. Baby girl/boy is still hungry.

by Pipistrelloyt October 28, 2018

Zaddy

A yiddish grandfather

I miss my bubby and zaddy.

by whateverrandomnameitlltake July 9, 2018

Zaddy

A racist white male that has a fetish for black women but hates black men and often African/African American culture as well. Often sought after by self-hating negro bed wenches.

Bedwench 1: Oh my God look at that man's blonde hair and blue eyes he's so gorgeous

African Queen: Who, that serial killer looking creep working on his truck??
Bedwench 1: YASSS girl, he such a Zaddy!

by AMSONE March 28, 2019

zard

A complete smeghead on quakenet

19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum?
19:27 <zard> done it before
19:27 <Derobrash> :o
19:28 <Derobrash> she any good for pr0n?
19:28 <zard> I didn't watch it
19:28 <zard> I'm not some sicko

by anon January 2, 2004

zard

When work productivity at a business is devastated by the discovery of something that wouldn't normally be interesting outside of work. This is usually a simple flash game or something to do with wi-zards. This is not the same as getting facebooked, which is a constant loss of productivity.

Our productivity got Zarded.

Sorry,
Your tech team

by the little wizard November 6, 2010

Zaddy

noah fucking beck

noah beck is very much an absolute zaddy

by normajean9878 July 27, 2020