Friend 1: Ugh dude.. look at that guy acting all like Zanir.. He is so boring he makes me wanna fall asleep!
Friend 2: I hear ya man.. no one wants to be around him!
Friend 2: I hear ya man.. no one wants to be around him!
by cherrycherrycherrybanana August 14, 2010
Get the Zanir mug.A religion created by a 14 year old girl who was frustrated because her beleifs didn't comply with any other religion. A Zanist (Currently 16 official Zanists) belives that..
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
Paisley is a Zanist. (zanism)
by Paisley00 May 9, 2006
Get the Zanism mug.Fat ass Hillbilly. Usually nude & wearing a cape. Likes playng Dungeons & Dragons with other gay friends.
by rednik74 September 19, 2009
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Get the Zanix mug.A Zanthian is a lame person or someone you feel isn't quite at your level in the social pecking order.
Ah Zanthians. Why bother?
by Hank Mardukis 4 September 8, 2010
Get the Zanthian mug.A very cool and badass person. They're usually very clueless and have no idea what's going on, but get angry easily. They have good intentions despite all their failures, though sometimes fail to see the other side of things. Zanibs are very fierce and loyal and what they lack in mindfulness they make up for in humor. Zanibs are usually tall, red haired, and are secretly very rich.
Joe: Whoa! Did you see Zanib yesterday?
Nolan: Yeah, she totally beat up that new guy!
Joe: She's like 5'11, he never stood a chance!
Nolan: Yeah, she totally beat up that new guy!
Joe: She's like 5'11, he never stood a chance!
by lainaaa2106 January 22, 2021
Get the Zanib mug.this slimy frogs origins can be traced back to its homeland of greece unusually for a frog it is wider than it is tall and could not leap nimbly to save its life(see serge isakov). however it should not be underestimated as it secretes a gas so deadly that it can kill a grown man at 20 paces
"oh dam iv dun a zanis"
definition:oh dearie doo dah i hav eaten copious feta and souvlaki and hav just excreted it in a poisonous cloud
definition:oh dearie doo dah i hav eaten copious feta and souvlaki and hav just excreted it in a poisonous cloud
by bertrude milward lll April 26, 2005
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