zander douglas

One trampy mother fucker ,will steal ur shit and ur pet fish,his nickname is duggy,he will knock out ur wee brother ,he smells of shit and piss and baths in the almond xoxo

mate just robbed a wean bike ,wise words from zander Douglas

by Small NB February 6, 2018

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018

zander pussy

Cunt of a person. Waste of oxygen that could be used by decent folk. Mothers of zanderpussies usually regret not aborting.

Your son sure turned out to be a zander pussy!

by Hercules102 May 6, 2015

zander stancel

A stupid cunt who is typing on Urban dictionary.

Zander Stancel is a stupid cunt.

by zman22366 January 27, 2018

Zander Renigar

A dude with extremely big dick energy. You thought you had big dick energy? Wrong.... this man has the length of a semi truck X2

Mason: My dick is ginormous!
Rian: Have you seen Zander Renigar’s? Its like a semi truck!

by Imarenigarbiitch October 10, 2020

Zander Mostert

A South African phrase used by people who use mustard as lubrication during anal sex, then after ejaculation , using the mustard and cum as sauce on a hotdog.

Awe brase, me and my boyfriend did a Zander Mostert last night, it got a bit messy!

by bvrpy September 6, 2023