yoda

The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.

Yoda=Kick ass.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

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Yona

A term that is used to describe an attractive girl.

She is a sexy, cute, and smart girl that people adore. Yona is also a term to describe popular girl. She's humorous and has a bright personality. Yona is normally used by school students.

"Did you see yona, that attractive and popular girl? Shes sexy! Look at her hot body"

by yg378 May 24, 2017

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Yonatan

A tall , (dirty) blond guy. He's athletic. He's hot, but doesn't know it. He's weird, but doesn't show it. He's romantic, and kisses like his life depends on it. He has a lot of experience with girls, but won't settle until he finds the right girl for him.

He's kinda funny. He's awkward around whoever he likes. You need someone to lean on, you lean on him. He's a good friend, but has a short temper.

JUST DON'T GET HIM ANGRY!

Girl 1: hey that guy was cool did you catch his name?
Girl 2: yeah I think it was Yonatan
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: I guess so. whoever she is, is really lucky.

by I ate mom's spaghetti March 14, 2019

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double yoda

A sexual position based on Yoda, agility, and the force. Danger level is very high, but the end result makes it worth while.

At the beginning of a double yoda, your partner latches on to your back and you engage in a backflip. The partner then jumps off in mid flip and as you both land, you insert from behind. A force-binding cry should ensue. Appropriate cries include, "Afraid are you?" and "Can you feel the force?"

by Chris x 2 and will October 10, 2006

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Yonatan

Hottest best at sex biggest penis In the world most romantic and loving you will love to have sex with him

I loved having sex with yonatan

by Correct yonatan July 10, 2019

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Yoda Syndrome

The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.

Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome

by Auntyherbs March 8, 2007

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