Yolking

The act of making an elaborate joke,

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.

by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022

Yolked

To get stabbed

We yolked a nigga and took some money from him

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2018

Yolk

A word to used to adequately describe how furry a mega/meta-furry truly is

I fucked yolk's mom

by oushdofuhwuehfiuwhefw4rergdf23 December 16, 2020

Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020