Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

The Yake Special

A mediocre hand job for $1200.

I got The Yake special last night .

by Julio Gutierrez April 15, 2019

Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔

Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag

by Drexaaaa December 2, 2019

Alphabet Yakuza

An even way cooler way to say "Alphabet Mafia".

Gae person: "Oh yeah i'm part of the Alphabet Mafia"
even cooler Gae person: "You mean the Alphabet Yakuza, right?"

by simonsimon21 May 13, 2021

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

NDA Yakuza

(Noun) Formal title for a lawyer.

If you talk to much about why Samus moon jumps, expect a visit from the NDA Yakuza.

by northbot January 5, 2026

yak yak yaker

one that yaks to the extreme

he yaks every second, he is a yak yak yaker.

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020