Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.
by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022
Get the Xiaomug. A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.
Don't try argued with her. She's armed.
Don't try argued with her. She's armed.
by 20160309 November 22, 2021
Get the Tan Xiao Tongmug. 
He is the sexist fictional character alive i just want his ti come over and stay over with him and sniff his clothes and ask if he knows what sex is (also wanna see his stick must be prettyyy cool)
Person No.1: Have you seen that sexy guy named Xiao?!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
by Miya :] June 22, 2022
Get the Xiaomug. by goofyxioadickriderhornybitchzh December 8, 2022
Get the xiaomug. An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
by yara lol August 12, 2021
Get the xiaomug. Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
Get the Xiaomug.