writerswidow

A spouse neglected by someone preoccupied with writing.

Shame to know about the writerswidow.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

Writer's Laziness

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016

Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.

Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit

by Skillet213 October 21, 2009

freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.

Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!

by Chris Hoppus May 18, 2008

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

writer

A graffiti artist; practitioner of the art of graffit.

TFS is a writer in the San Fernando Valley area.

by TFS August 18, 2005

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008