could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

by JormanThoad May 24, 2018

I would

Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.

by Big Papi February 2, 2009

I wouldn't put anything past her.

You can never know with her.

- She would never publish our love letters on the internet.
- I wouldn't put anything past her.

by kriszta June 11, 2006

"Would You?"

Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situation.

Note: Any negative answer can be immediately met with the response "On a plate?".

(Carol Vorderman appears on a television commercial)
"Would You?"
"Bleugh! No! You SICK!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're right... On a plate though?"
"Hmm... yeah, I spose actually"
"You SICK!"

by Dave Rees February 9, 2008

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

by slippin182 March 26, 2007

Wouldpecker

an extremly sexually attractive male a phrase used by gays straights bisexuals

"wow josh,did you see that wouldpecker?"

"oi georgia did you see that woodywoodywouldpecker?"

by jay and gurge September 24, 2011