To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.

John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.

Wiffly by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

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wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

wiffle tits by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

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Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

Shnipple Wiffle by BehindYou May 14, 2011

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wifey

a gurl you care alot about, who you tell you love her and ya'll been togetha for a long time

yo gul i love you, i wanna wife you right now

wifey by kilicious101289 August 23, 2004

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