Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023

Whomp

The act of sucking off a juul or vape to get big clouds.

Bro I've been whomping on my juul all day now I'm feeling wavy. Take a whomp off it and you'll understand bro.

by Milkguy May 8, 2018

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

Whomp

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015

Whomp a ho

Used when discussing how you did, or were going to, beat someone because of them acting or being a ho.

I had to leave the wedding because that girl was being ignorant and I was going to whomp a ho. If I did that, I would have left in handcuff's and ruined a beautiful day, so I left early

by DJPaulyJazzyJeff July 1, 2011

Whomps

Whip its/cream chargers inhaled. Creates whomps in your head

Yoo, tryna go get some whomps from Texaco?

by Collegecid March 12, 2022