wheeless

A wheeless is extreme 4 wheel drive manuver that would not be overwise attempted by anyone else, or by anyone in a group. Also could be the way a 4 wheel drive vehicle is recovered from an off road tragedy.

"yo this dude pulled a crazy wheeless, to get this Surf from off its side, homeboy busted cable almost flipped the ride but he kept going like a stallion."

OR
"man had to pull a wheeless to get around that obstacle"

by J. Yotaman October 2, 2007

Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Ted Wheeler

Ted Wheeler (45 y/o) is a character in Stranger Things, a Netflix original series. Ted is played by Joe Chrest.

Family:
Son- Mike Wheeler (13 y/o)
Daughter- Nancy Wheeler (17 y/o)
Daughter- Holly Wheeler (4 y/o)
Wife- Karen Wheeler (Late 30's)

Ted enjoys Chicken. Ted lives in Hawkin's, Indiana. Ted has brown hair and brown eyes.

"I hope you're enjoying your chicken Ted." -Karen
"What'd I do?!" -Ted Wheeler

by Mileven23 December 27, 2017

The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

wheee!kend

A joy-filled, active, fun-loving weekend. whee! weekend

Tony: So my girl and I skiied all day Saturday and rode the coasters all Sunday. And that's after the Friday night cruise around the bay.
Tina: Sounds like you had a wheee!kend.

by bob beeflips April 21, 2008

Mike Wheeler

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will

“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler”

by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019