popped my bag of wheat crunchies 

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

popped my bag of wheat crunchies by Ogami June 4, 2007

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Mini Wheat

A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.

There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.

"I saw this girl with a perfect ass in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat."

Mini Wheat by Skivwidget April 26, 2006

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

Belly Wheat 

N. First used by Jack Kerouac. Probably refers to the topmost fluff of a girl's pubic hair, if she doesn't shave.

Dude, that girl's belly wheat really freaked me out, but Kerouac seemed to like it, so it's all cool.

Belly Wheat by One dude. May 22, 2009

Honey Wheat 

Arguably the best sandwich bread in the world.

"Hey Jeff, let's make a honey wheat sammich before we hit the road."

Honey Wheat by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

wildcat wheat 

Pretty much the best beer ever

Jason fucking loves Wildcat Wheat

wildcat wheat by darous February 8, 2008