Slang name for the plant cannabis. There is cannabis sativa and indica, both result in a different high. A great drug to start with but eventually starts to just not be as good and you will want to try other stuff. DXM is much better than weed and it is legal and cheap. Still, weed is a great thing to have while chillin with friends.
gimme some of that weed
by indica owns January 31, 2005

by Dubiks April 26, 2019

you can tell weed messes you up cause all the people who come on here to writed about it mispell words with letters that are on the other side of the keyboard.
by couchpotat April 17, 2010

the ultamate substence that will fix any bad day no matter the extent of the day. weed is the coolest thing ther ever was and i belive everyone sould get the chance to experiance its greatness.
some stoner:"so ur mom died, ur wife cheated on u, ur being aouteded, sued by a rich gay man, and ur in trouble with the mob u say... u whant some weed?"
depresed guy:"ok"
(5 min later)
depresed guy:"ISNT IT GRATE TO BE ALIVE!?" "dont u feel like every breath is a grate gift from the above"
some stoner:"fuckin burnout"
depresed guy:"ok"
(5 min later)
depresed guy:"ISNT IT GRATE TO BE ALIVE!?" "dont u feel like every breath is a grate gift from the above"
some stoner:"fuckin burnout"
by black panda January 27, 2007

stoner- hey man, wanna smoke some weed?
smart kid- naw man i don't smoke weed, i smoke fools like you on the basketball cort!
smart kid- naw man i don't smoke weed, i smoke fools like you on the basketball cort!
by empty!!!!!! December 15, 2008

I plant that is all too common around the globe, that is smoked by bored teenagers and bored adults. Defended by more frequent users as either God's greatest gift to man-kind since glass and thumbs, or a safer substance than cocaine or meth. This type of defense is what makes everybody think we are baboons.
The affects of weed varies with every person, but generaly euphoria and calmness follows after you are high. But it makes my legs twitch.
The affects of weed varies with every person, but generaly euphoria and calmness follows after you are high. But it makes my legs twitch.
Bah, If I can't get weed by Friday, I just may have to do something productive.
Luis is something of weed leech, but he has nice hair.
This weed compliments my 24-pack of pudding cups very nicely.
Luis is something of weed leech, but he has nice hair.
This weed compliments my 24-pack of pudding cups very nicely.
by Yelsmirg July 24, 2008
