wesley crusher

The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off

Wesley Crusher is teh s uck

by Bob882 September 7, 2004

Wesley Clark

Quite possibly a future president of the United States of America. Brilliant businessman and retired 4 star general. Too bad he couldn't be president this time around. If Kerry wins this year Clark will probably run in 2012.

Wesley Clark for President in 2012!

by Samuel March 17, 2004

wesleys

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Wesley

Gay bitch

Person 1: Oh hey look it’s Wesley!
Person 2: Oh yeah the gay bitch

by ok-buddy12 October 21, 2019

Wesley

A kid who just went swimming and now he glows.

My name is Dan, and my name's Rose, our son Wesley kinda glows, and that's not gug, so we suppose we should let it grow.

by XXXXYYYY January 4, 2021

Wesley

What a dick, nuff said

Fuck you wesley

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.

John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"

Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"

John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."

Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."

by Normy Eashy October 21, 2011