dingus weave

a stinky butthole

why is your butthole stinky , you dingus weave

by eatmypussybich June 15, 2017

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011

weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014

Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.

1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"

by Iron bone pony October 1, 2016

Weave Whore

A girl given instant bitchy arrogance, while she has fake hair in her head

Rolling her eyes, she needs to stop being a Weave Whore.

by Shawnwitz February 23, 2011

Stanky Weave

When ones weave is extremely musty, crusty, and smelly.

That girl cassidy has a stanky weave.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

samara weaving

A very talented cute, funny and cool person, she is a total gem PROTECC HER AT ALL COSTS

"man Samara Weaving is so damn goofy"......... and weird.

by Naughtius Maximus December 30, 2021