weasel words

deceptive words, misleading speech or literature.

I will not be tricked by weasel words this time.

weasel words by Light Joker December 11, 2006

weasel dance 

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.

he was so pissed he did a weasel dance

weasel dance by juleshelmut April 27, 2006

weasel diver 

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

weasel diver by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

weasel suit 

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

weasel suit by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

weasel-mullet 

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

weasel-mullet by 2bhuge March 3, 2011

Weasel slap 

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

Weasel slap by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

Weasel Stomping Day 

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

Weasel Stomping Day by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008