Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

Heat warmer

When you are having sex and you put your belly on there back or ass

I was at this Halloween party and I gave this girl a heat warmer

by Big jamo April 24, 2023

Time-Warnered

Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.

Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.

by TimeWarnerSucks February 19, 2010

Shane Warne

Blonde superstar Australian cricket, greatest leg spinner to have played the game, but famous for doing stupid things like text/s.m.s-ing strippers, dancing like a drunk after wining games, eating backed beans, taking advice off his mom, and knocking over Mike Gatting at the Oval in '93.

Bowled Shane!

by Adam Gilchrist February 11, 2004

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

warnbro

craizest part of rocko (rockingham) yet most smallest part.
dero hang out warnbro maccas. makes rocko the shit hole it is.

what school you at?
warnbro
mad dawg i sleep there!

by bob milestone October 11, 2007