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wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree
"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"
by HeYzUs December 28, 2005
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Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.
by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
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Wanker

Trump is a Wanker
by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020
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wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!
GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"
by peda June 17, 2003
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wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.
"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker
by traceab June 7, 2007
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Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.
Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?
by hexpack February 12, 2015
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wanker

Male that engages you and want to put into a fight but refuses to fight you. Probably Polish. Thats of course not a homosexual behaviour. Very popular among Polish, no matter if abroad or not. Encouraged and socially accepted makes them feel like "Real Men".
(insults, staring..)
- Alrite then, if you want to fight me come on
(a bit of confusion, then goes away. not a wanker.)
by overwankerr October 5, 2008
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