Wango Tango

To be engaged in combat, and throw a 1,2,3 punch followed by a spinning flip kick.

Ryan came at me last night, i had to hit him with the wango tango.

by Dirty Burger Bill July 4, 2018

chango wango

chango wangos = chicken wings, chango = chicken, wangos = wings

damn, i could use me a set of chango wangos

by jamo-rawhide October 20, 2005

Wangmouthified

(wang-mouth-e-fied)
When an individual becomes or is unable to speak due to their mouth being actively employed by a penis, paenus, or paenis. Also, when a male refuses social interaction towards his partner from outside sources to ensure he reaches orgasm. Female equivalent is Cunttonguiasis.

*phone ringing on bedside table*

Dude answers: "Hello?"
Older woman: "Hey Kevin, can I speak to Bridgette please?"
Kevin: "Oh! Good morning Ms. Jackson...uh, can she call you back?"
Ms. Jackson: "Sure dear, just tell her that Momma REALLY needs to talk to her okay?"
Kevin: "Sure thing Ms. Jackson. Bye!"
*3 minutes later*
Kevin: "Oh, OH, OOOHHHHH!!!! And boom goes the dynamite!"
Bridgette: "It's about time you bastard! So what did my Mom want?"
*she wipes face with sheets*
Kevin: "Fuck, I don't know! She just said call her back, it's important."
Bridgette: "What the hell Kevin?! My Grandmother's in the hospital!! She might've woken up!"
Kevin: "Well EXCUSE me!! You were a lil wangmouthified at the time..."

by Jackalodeath May 9, 2014

wangdow

a device used to keep the wang at bay.

"shit yo, that bitch is so hot i had to cover it with a wangdow"

by -Kurt- May 18, 2003

wangorizon

What the horizon becomes when you're surrounded by guys.

D-Mac: Hey Stevo, let's get some skanks to take pictures of us with our camera phoneys

Stevo: There's not many decent ones about, this place has got a bad wangorizon.

D-Mac: Shit, you're right. Wait! There's one.... oh no, it's that chick from the 'stang.

by D Mac July 26, 2005

wangwoopwip

an expression of GREATER exitment than even woopwoopwoop!

i am god! WANGWOOPWIP!!!

by wangwoopie November 1, 2007

wangcoptor

A helicoptor composed entirely of wangs, mostly found in africa.

The wangcoptor's bullets are a sole cause of the AIDS epidemic in third world countries.

by Aerick likesyoungboys September 13, 2009