wallmower

One who acts in a way, intentionally or not. that somehow eliminates, irritates, or brings attention to someone who is being a wallflower.

A wallmower is often associated with people who are obtuse, socially inept, or cruel - tho sometimes they are acting in this way to eliminate party weeds.

"Was I just wallmowing? Sorry, I have a habit of talking about people loud enough for them too hear, did I say anything mean?"

"Look at this idiot, just sitting there and being all quiet, what's his deal?!" "Hey, stop, you're being a wallmower!"

"I dont think that's a wall flower, I think it's a party weed." "Hold on, I'll go mow him, but back me up if he Hulks out."

by ?0~ October 15, 2008

Fud Walloper

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)

awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.

by zakonyerback April 21, 2009

cock wallowed

Something that is completely fucked beyond recognition. No longer usable. Worn out. To be so fucked as to be useless. Also wallered.

What's wrong with your transmission? It's cock wallowed

by Catdaddy027 May 7, 2009

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them

shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night

by a man in a black dress May 16, 2011

wallow

a cute little fuzzy thing. Like a baby bunny.

Aidan is such a wallow.
That bunny is so wallowish.
I want to be a wallow.

by David and Andy June 4, 2005

Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.

KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?

by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011