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Voldermortist

<Voldermortist> KILL KITTENS LOOK AT ME IM VIOLENT AND DARK
by Mister Floppy March 29, 2005
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Voldemorting

Voldemorting is when you're fucking a chick doggy style and right when you're about to cum you pull out and make an evil face on the back of her head with your semen.
"I was having sex with a Hermione cosplayer and gave her a good ol' fashioned Voldemorting. She didn't appreciate it."
by MockingMatilda September 3, 2010
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voldermortist

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.
Voldermortist is raging homo
by Bubba May 13, 2005
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Loldemort

A mixture of the Acronym 'LOL' and the dark lord's name... Voldemort! Used to express amusement in a geeky Harry Potter way.Expect high usage around the release of Deathly Hallows part 1 and 2, especially when voldy himself dies.
Florence- isn't it funny when you replace the word 'wand' with 'willy' in Harry Potter books? 'I've got an unbeatable willy, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'

Alice: LOLDEMORT!!!
by FlorencePartridge November 29, 2010
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loldemort

This can be used as both a noun or as a verb; as a noun, it's a laugh so evil that it casts a spell (and a pretty good one, far as I can tell).

As a verb, it is the act of laughing so hard that some sort of magic flies out from your mouth, nose, fingertips, etc.
"If you don't stop showing me "Man Getting Hit by Football" I might have to give a loldemort!"

He loldemorted so hard he left a charred spot of ashes where the corner grocery store used to be.
by J Money For Three March 12, 2010
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Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***
'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'
by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017
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voldemortization

the process in which doppelgangers begin to look less like you and more like you traded beauty secrets with tom riddle.
voldemortization seen in Doctor Who season 6 episode 5
by ohhey4 September 23, 2011
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