papal visit

When your gynecologist makes the sign of the cross inside your vagina when giving you a Pap smear.

Dr. Cunningham is never too busy to give me a papal visit during my appointment.

by Wediditagain January 24, 2016

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 April 29, 2012

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Visited by a rhino

When you get a cold.

Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.

by notfiggy February 20, 2019

PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES

when an OUTSIDE PEDOPHILE falls in love with the white inside.

Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022

Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023