victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.

1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."

by miellyn August 24, 2006

Victory Fart

The bout of held in flatulence freed after spending time or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. This could also be the defined release of noxious gas after holding it during a time period where liberation would be inappropriate.

"My roommate let his victory fart loose when he got back from hanging at his girl's place."

"After my speech was over, i went home and had a prompt victory fart."

by superconar January 26, 2009

Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.

"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama

by BlackTokyo May 25, 2011

victory blvd.

An awesome alternative/electro rock band from Gainesville, FL. Their songs include Medina Sod and Input Energize, both upbeat songs with an excellent combination of guitar, bass, drums and vox. Victory Blvd was originally a solo side project started by guitarist Patrick Daniel that was converted into a full band shortly after the disbanding of a previous project known as Re-Issued, which also involved bassist Andy and drummer Alex. That trio practiced and wrote music together for 6 months before finally adding vocalist Kodi Diabolical into the lineup in March 2008. The band performed their first set on April 10th, 2008 at 1982 Bar, which was met with an enthusiastic response.

That Victory Blvd. is so hot right now!

by Kelly Cobb May 29, 2008

Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

by whlteXbread January 1, 2009

victory regardless

1.a way to look over something.
2.any way
3.dosen't matter
4.who care's
5.in the victory of looking over

victory regardless of what you belive in i dont care.
victory regardless of this the problem can be handled

by regardless devon victory April 29, 2010

Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.

*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*

by SemenDemon24 March 24, 2019