Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.

wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing

by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.

Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"

by Bustadave November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw

Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture

by whattt? November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.

2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.

I Rusty Venture 'd that chick last night, left a stank that lasted all night

by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your penis is red and sore

She Rusty Ventured me all night long.

by Shore Leave November 26, 2010