The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003
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by anthubc2010_militantvegetarian October 11, 2010
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god damn! Im sick of these Plum Juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!...
by dey exist December 18, 2008
Get the vegetarian vampire mug.A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007
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by Disvan October 1, 2010
Get the half-vegetarian mug.Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
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