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Miyanna Vest

Tall independent woman normal containing bunions. Often has pockets full of juul pods or apples. Favorite flavor of popsicle is onion or big Luke.
That girl is all over big Luke and Onioun, must be a wild Miyanna Vest.
by Daddy sack love December 12, 2018
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wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”
I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.
by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019
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Madison Vest

Madison is the crackhead of the group and is always hyper. She loves being weird and is amazing. She loves her bffs and she will treat them well. But don’t get her triggered she will get her friend, charli and she will punch the frick out of you.
Someone: hey
Madison Vest: hEy i lIke potatos.
Someone: umm
by Cough drops October 31, 2019
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Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
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vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income
out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.
by anon03654643 January 13, 2023
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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
by therocker345 March 15, 2010
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