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A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.
Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!
by dinky22 September 17, 2022
mugGet the A vest of nipplesmug.

Vest

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.
by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025
mugGet the Vestmug.

Madison Vest

Madison is the crackhead of the group and is always hyper. She loves being weird and is amazing. She loves her bffs and she will treat them well. But don’t get her triggered she will get her friend, charli and she will punch the frick out of you.
Someone: hey
Madison Vest: hEy i lIke potatos.
Someone: umm
by Cough drops October 31, 2019
mugGet the Madison Vestmug.

you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
mugGet the you wore a jean vestmug.

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
mugGet the Gay Scout vestmug.

berry vest

When a lady lies on the bed and 15+ men lay their testicles on her chest at the same time.
That berry vest looks great on Kate, I hope she wears one at the x-mas party.
by NertTheWerst November 8, 2017
mugGet the berry vestmug.

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