Wine teeth

When you've been downing excess amounts of merlot in a less then kosher manner. After 2-3 bottles your teeth and lips will be stained from the red wine

Gary I think you're cut off reds and should pick up a tooth brush on account of the wine teeth

by Jimgle June 24, 2015

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

One of the most powerful Technoblade quotes

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up

by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021

wisdom teeth

a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week

dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out

by captain cheesebeard August 22, 2008

Tetherball

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.

Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"

by drotic October 7, 2009

Twet

past tense of "tweet," as in "to update your twitter account"

Person 1: When'd you last tweet?
Person 2: I twet about 45 minutes agotw

by danchrism April 23, 2009

no skin off my teeth

You say this when you're neutral about something and you want to say you don't care either way.

Dave: Hey do you mind if I trash your jeep tonight ?
Me: nah ... no skin off my teeth.

by Prince O.G December 6, 2015

got sum teeth

The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.

"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"

by Nick D February 13, 2004