twenty grand

It has been determined for some straight males, that twenty grand is the lowest amount of money acceptable for performing a blow job on another male. As an result, twenty grand simply became slang for asking for a blow job...and subsequently, if you give someone a thousand grand candy bar, you're asking for a long and sweaty night, 5 times over.
"Hey honey, you need twenty grand?" (guy) or "Hey boys, I'm low on cash, anyone have twenty grand I could borrow?" (girl)
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twenty percenter

A term used within British political circles, Twenty Percenters is applied to the portion of the population that will accept any lie you decide to tell them, which is roughly around 20%. Twenty Percenters believe in things like global warming and the urgent need to restrict freedom of speech. Twenty Percenters are characterised by lack of imagination and display frequent cognitive dissonance. They also lack any ability to confront authority in a material sense but may compensate for their lack of volition through symbolic action such as: affiliating themselves with an impotent political group, subscribing to eclectic political journals, writing protest poetry/songs, macramé and pressing wild flowers.
We've got the Twenty Percenters on board but what can we do convince the rest of electorate that raising duty on fuel will save the planet?
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twenty-five

This refers to a metrosexual male who is suspected of being gay because rumor has it that he has two X chromosomes and half a Y which translates to roman numerals XXV coz a V is half of a Y.
Why is it that twenty-five gets more attention from the guys than I do?
by Susan M. November 17, 2006
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Twenty-Ten

A pronunciation of the year 2010 being used by lazy sacks of shit.
a.) Happy Twenty-Ten!
b) You mean Two-Thousand-Ten?
b.) No, Twenty-Ten. Because I'm that lazy
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twenty three

This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler
Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it.
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twenty-twelve

1.) just some fricken number
2.) The year the world will come to an end. Dec. 12. 2012. Where meteros will crash, hurricanes will kill, tornadoes will rip, Planet X will return messing everything up, The poles switching in all ending all communications, solar flares from the sun burning us alive or just giving alot of us all by cancer, so basically its an doomsday predictated by more then one oracle such as aztecs (only cause thats the day their calenders end on that day), even Merlin. many famous people trust in some of these include the biggest rap star of our time Lil wayne so be prepared
John: Dude Look at the meteors we have to go
Adam:You mean you have to go your on your own
Devil(pops from the ground):Who will survive?
John and Adam: OH S*** LETS GO!!!@!!!
Devil:Muwahahahahahahaha it's twenty-twelve good luck!
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Licking Twenty

Licking a person's asshole and surrounding area. Derives it name from it's similar taste to an American 20 dollar bill.
As Cynthia lay on the bed, she felt Marcus slowly move where the focus of his tongue was located. Oh wow, now he's really licking twenty she thought.

"OH Man!" Nelson exclaimed, "That burger was worse than licking twenty."
by Theinconvienientlie May 17, 2012
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